Oh no, not another knock knock joke!

Hi Princess!

I just heard this really stupid joke and I had to share it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub before I dwown!

Pretty stupid, right? Well, I gotta go, I’ll post again soon.

Love ya,

Pop pop

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Waiting for the bus

Hi, Princess!

Nothing much going on right now. Just missing you. I was waiting for the bus today, and I remembered when your mom was little and we waited for the bus sometimes. Back then there were telephone booths at the bus stops. We played this trick. You could make an 800 number call for free. So your mom would dial 1-800 and just press some numbers. A business would answer. Your mom would act like she was ordering a pizza or something!

Well, it made us laugh as we were just hanging out waiting for the bus.

Anyway, I’ll catch you later.

Love you always and forever!

Pop pop

Ha Ha Ha

Hi, Princess! Here’s three bad jokes for ya:

Where do cows go on Friday night?
– To the MOOOvies!

Where did the king keep his armies?
– In his sleevies!

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
– Because it’s two-tired!

Well, I thought they were funny!

Love, Pop pop